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  • Casting JonBenet

    Casting JonBenet

    ★★★★

    jonbenet would have been a charli xcx fan

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    looks like an extravagant fever dream, sounds like the wittiest of catfights, feels like chewing 5 gum in kensington palace

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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they stole jacob tremblay’s soul steam just as i will steal his critics’ choice award

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★

    my eyes were wide shut in the last half hour! (i was fighting to stay awake during the last half hour of eyes wide shut)

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

    i’m literally not joking when i say none of this would have happened if everyone had just closed all doors swiftly behind them to make sure no invisible people could get in/out

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    literally imagine having the capacity to write something so nuanced that also drips with such majesty.... electric chair to everyone except miss gerwig