jonbenet would have been a charli xcx fan

looks like an extravagant fever dream, sounds like the wittiest of catfights, feels like chewing 5 gum in kensington palace

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

my eyes were wide shut in the last half hour! (i was fighting to stay awake during the last half hour of eyes wide shut)

i’m literally not joking when i say none of this would have happened if everyone had just closed all doors swiftly behind them to make sure no invisible people could get in/out

literally imagine having the capacity to write something so nuanced that also drips with such majesty.... electric chair to everyone except miss gerwig