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  • Casting JonBenet

    Casting JonBenet


    jonbenet would have been a charli xcx fan

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    looks like an extravagant fever dream, sounds like the wittiest of catfights, feels like chewing 5 gum in kensington palace

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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they stole jacob tremblay’s soul steam just as i will steal his critics’ choice award

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    my eyes were wide shut in the last half hour! (i was fighting to stay awake during the last half hour of eyes wide shut)

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    i’m literally not joking when i say none of this would have happened if everyone had just closed all doors swiftly behind them to make sure no invisible people could get in/out

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    literally imagine having the capacity to write something so nuanced that also drips with such majesty.... electric chair to everyone except miss gerwig