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  • Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

    ★★★½

  • Edge of the Axe

    ★★½

  • To Die For

    ★★★★½

  • A Sound of Thunder

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  • Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

    ★★★½

    Punk rock is just a bunch of posers calling other people posers in an attempt to be less of a poser than the other posers.  The harder you want to not be a poser the more of a poser you become.  Anyway in high school I got called a poser by some other poser and that was my takeaway.

    Movie is pretty good.  Diane Lane is delightful. Laura Dern still proves that she came out of the womb a middle aged woman as she was only twelve when this filmed and almost looks like an adult.

  • Edge of the Axe

    Edge of the Axe

    ★★½

    I dunno, I guess this movie just “does not compute”

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  • Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

    Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

    You know that guy that thinks he is funny but in fact is not funny, that is Schaubs. He does a lot of “and then I looked at the guy and I was like whaaat??”  This is the worst approximation of what stand up comedy is, telling hacky jokes from the nineties with unironic Jim Carrey impressions.  Has the worst intro to a stand up special I have ever seen and is dressed like an ass devolving into a second…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    On Blank Check they mentioned that initially Carpenter wanted to make this in black and white. 

    I turned the color on my tv off and can report that you should just watch this with color.