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Promising Young Woman 2020
ᚎ #damn
My guy friends and I went to see this as part of a double-header today.* Interestingly, it was their choice to see this, not mine.
One of them deadpanned before we went in, "We're going to see a film about a woman hunting down disgusting, relentless predators. Then we're going to go see Monster Hunter."
Five minutes in he was like, "This is so uncomfortable." I said, "That's the whole movie." He replied, "Fuck!"
Still, we loved it.…
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Indiana Jones 5 2022
I'll only watch this if Werner Herzog directs a contractually obligated, frustrated and angry Shia LaBeouf at gunpoint.
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Tread 2019
It's quintessentially American when there's a story about an angry, entitled white dude who is "ordered by God" to build a death tank and wreck havoc on a small town- including an old lady's house and a library filled with small children- and people are like, "He's a hero and a patriot."
Dude, he wanted to blow up an entire neighborhood by shooting up a yard full of propane tanks. Over a zoning dispute.
