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  • Little Fish
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  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    ½

  • What's Your Number?

    ★★★

  • Child's Play 2

    ★★★★½

  • What a Girl Wants

    ★★★½

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  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    ½

    true story: i was introduced to this movie by my daycare teacher when i was 9 where she literally drew how the human centipede looked like on the whiteboard and it has traumatized me since then

  • What's Your Number?

    What's Your Number?

    ★★★

    you should only settle with 
    1) someone who knows you’re depressed over the phone so they surprise you 
    2) someone who tells you that you look beautiful in the morning 
    3) oliver jackson cohen

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    how much did they pay rachael leigh cook and matthew lillard to dance to that painful edm version of “kiss me” by sixpence none the richer ???

    ps: there’s actually a sneak peek of cobra kai s4 (real)

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ½

    the kissing booth trilogy is basically just rich kids unable to be honest so fights happen then they make up by making out