• The Full Monty

    The Full Monty


    I say this with my whole chest........ this should have beat titanic for best picture........... titanic wishes it was half as groundbreaking....

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game


    Carla Gugino if you’re reading this I am free any day you want once again I am free whenever you want

  • Hugo



    sacha baron cohen in blue uniform with mustache sexy as fuck send review

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    zendaya and john david.... babies........ I’m so sorry sam l*vinson did that to you :(

  • Private Life

    Private Life


    kathryn hahn please let me give you my eggs, I don’t need them

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music


    Every time Maria and the captain made eye contact I was like 😳😨👀 this is some Horny Cinema™️ explicit sexual tension and sensuality unfit for the eyes of children 🚫🚫🚫 but I do be looking tho 👁👁

  • In the Cut

    In the Cut


    if a male lead in a jane campion film gonna do 2 things on screen, it’s go full frontal and eat pussy

  • The Savages

    The Savages


    Greatest all time screen siblings me thinks

  • The Squid and the Whale

    The Squid and the Whale


    K I gave noah baumbach enough of a chance and............. his movies just scream “my parents divorce affected me profoundly” but in different fonts........ I just cannot be bothered

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson


    I......................... really dislike will ferrell............ but i love john c. reilly so do with that what you will..............

  • Cold War

    Cold War


    Masterfully transcends the boundaries of language to tell an unflinchingly raw and passionate love story, perfectly captures the complexities of social and political turmoil across time and space and evokes a stunning depth and range of emotion. All in *checks notes* 88 minutes????.......🤯

  • Man on the Moon

    Man on the Moon


    Brb faking my death