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  • Locked Down

    Locked Down

    ★★

    On one hand, I admire the desire to make art during hard times and I enjoy a good heist film, especially when you have Harrod's available to you.

    On the other hand, this is a terrible film with a terrible script, how does this man continue to write such bad, bad screenplays?!?

  • Aquaman

    Aquaman

    ★★½

    *widen to reveal the Warner Bros logo under water*
    ME: Oh shit.

    WHAT is this movie? It's all over the damn place!

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  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap

    ★★★★

    Here's the thing: this movie is ABSURD. Let's start at the beginning.

    -Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson (Nick and Elizabeth) meet on a cruise ship and get married after only a few days because common sense.
    -It seems that Elizabeth moves from her hometown of London, England, to Napa, California to be with Nick. Sure, whatever, Napa is cool. Wine and stuff.
    -They are married for an unspecified length of time and then have twin girls named Hallie and Annie…

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★★★★

    Holy sheet.