Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Zodiac
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • First Man

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  • Together Together

  • Scream

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

  • The Lovebirds

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  • Together Together

    Together Together

    weirdest timeline of events.. i just happen to find this film this morning while googling ed helms (for reasons too long and irrelevant to explain) and add it to my mental watchlist. and then this afternoon i finish the final season of friends - the show i've been watching recently - and cry at the last episode. and then this evening i put this film on, and the main characters in this film watch the entirety of friends and there's…

  • Scream

    Scream

    Well! I expected a fun time and a fun time I received.. it’s pretty much what you think. There’s stabbing, there’s sweat, there’s the squeaky wiping of knives, there’s updated references, there’s dramatic shots of original characters returning, there’s skinny jeans, there’s 2 weirdly upbeat songs that play in the credits... It’s a fun night out and I enjoyed myself! But I wanted to add that for me (and my friend - the film was discussed at length afterwards in…

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i'm going to say something very very serious here. and i am not joking. nothing fuels me like this stuff. nothing makes life worth living like an addison rae acting debut netflix movie teen romcom remake. there is no sarcasm here. genuinely nothing keeps me going like the silliness of stuff like this. all the seriousness of life, work, university, family arrangements, trying to find time to see friends when literally nobody's schedule lines up because you're all adults now…

  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★

    Paddington is sad?
    SADDINGTON.
    Paddington floods the house?
    BADDINGTON.
    Paddington loses his mind?
    MADDINGTON.
    Paddington starts a family?
    DADDINGTON.
    Paddington offers to buy the next round?
    ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
    Paddington but only a bit?
    JUST A TADDINGTON.
    Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
    JOSH GADDINGTON.
    Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
    SUPERBADDINGTON.
    Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…