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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    while i do believe there could be a dimension where spiderman is a pig i refuse to believe there's a dimension where spider-man is blonde

  • Whip It

    Whip It

    you can rest assured I will be spending the rest of the week trying to come up with my roller derby name. the only thing I’ve got so far is I use my sharp elbows to whack everyone out the way and they call me boney mitchell. so I’ll keep working on it

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

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    Paddington is sad?
    SADDINGTON.
    Paddington floods the house?
    BADDINGTON.
    Paddington loses his mind?
    MADDINGTON.
    Paddington starts a family?
    DADDINGTON.
    Paddington offers to buy the next round?
    ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
    Paddington but only a bit?
    JUST A TADDINGTON.
    Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
    JOSH GADDINGTON.
    Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
    SUPERBADDINGTON.
    Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…

  • Twilight

    Twilight

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    the vampire mum when bella goes to their house: would you like some........... pasgetti?