Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island
  • Morvern Callar
  • Kids Return

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  • Dune


  • House of Gucci


  • Sweat


  • Rabbit Fire


Recent reviews

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    Who among us has not enjoyed pretending to be Italian? Let he who is without sin cast the first minestrone

  • The Velvet Underground

    The Velvet Underground


    ”It always bothers me to see people writing ’RIP’ when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop-out. To me, ’RIP’ is the microwave dinner of posthumous honours” - Lou Reed

    I only really know Velvet Underground as they exist in popular perception, and every time I recognised one of the songs in this documentary it would immediately cut to a member of the band saying that the song in question was their worst-ever, most-soulless work…

Popular reviews

  • MFKZ



    I want the person who wrote the dialogue for this film to be sent to jail

  • The Director and the Jedi

    The Director and the Jedi


    This documentary charts Rian Johnson’s one dream: to use a helicopter winch to drop a 25-foot animatronic lactating space cow onto a UNESCO World Heritage Site and make Mark Hamill milk it