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  • Cowboys



    [via the inside out film festival]

    this one screams paul newman.

    when i was a kid, we used to go up to this cabin in utah, usually in the fall or wintertime, and we would wonder around for hours. and every time, i had this urge to just walk out and... keep walking? get lost, until someone came looking for me or until i found my way back. it was just this innocent desire to vanish for a while. cowboys captures…

  • The Promise

    The Promise


    hello, it’s time for logan’s semi-serious reviews

    i am 1/4th armenian on my dad’s side; my great grandmother, hranoush “helen” jara-hian, who escaped the armenian genocide, died when i was seven. her father and brothers were killed by turkish soldiers, and her baby brother died of starvation during the escape. only she and her mother and sister made it to america. i’ve only read her journals once when i was younger, but i’ve been told the general story enough times…

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  • Darkman



    i do not understand why this is so underrated among my fellow #raimiheads. every camera angle, lighting choice, and line delivery makes me feel like i’ve completely left reality— better yet, transcended it. this is a masterpiece you all just can’t see it!

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    i know i ‘review’ this every time i watch this but it’s really a movie that i feel i have to preface every time with an hours-long TED talk on all of its pros, cons, and the way it approaches things like legacy and expectations. you can’t just label this as “good” or “bad” it needs an academic paper of discussion

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  • A Very English Scandal

    A Very English Scandal


    missed the brief handjob scene the first time around. glad i caught it on the rewatch with my mother.

  • Dracula



    hi yes i’m here to audition for the part of “the vampire who gets to suck the soul out of keanu’s cockandballs” :)