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  • Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    Teachers of Sexual Play: Modelling Vessels with the Female Body

    ★★★★★

    I’m not exactly familiar with Sono’s other exploits but let me just say this. 

    What a film.

    Sono shoots sex in a romantic and passionate way, allowing the audience to shoot their most compassion filled load. Probably sono’s best film from what I can tell? Come back so you can see what my semen did on my blu ray copy. Get on it criterion!

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    So like I had a dream where I was watching this film in the cinema and like the plot was super confusing and weird and on top of that one  guy started making out with my mum and another watched so I said “what the fuck” then they told me to watch my language and then they suddenly both were in the film and sonic stealth killed both of them so like yeah this movie is giving be horrible icky vibes already