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  • V/H/S



    This scared me when I was 16. Now...lmao it sucks

  • Brahms: The Boy II

    Brahms: The Boy II

    Sha-la-la-la-la-la, go on and kiss Brahms: The Boy II

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  • After We Collided

    After We Collided


    Dear Wattpad Studios,

    This is a response to your submission, After We Collided, for this year's 9 Circles Film Festival. As founder of the festival, I, Satan, Prince of Darkness and Ruler of Damnéd Souls, am personally writing this letter to hopefully invoke some action on your behalf.

    Please, please, for the love of all that is sinful, stop submitting your films to the festival. Per our submission guidelines, we only accept entries that are "of the utmost vile, torturous,…

  • Holes



    the boys in d-tent are the only rappers eminem didn't dare go after