Southland Tales ★★★★★

“We're a bisexual nation living in denial, all because of a bunch of nerds, a bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom”

Like to apologize for giving this a 1 and saying things like “it’s so bad it’s good” because this movie honestly genius and i think about it a lot

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