I didn't like this film but here is my ranking of the people and their basements:

1. Mini bar couple: No thoughts, head empty. Just sitting there in their private bar and wearing matching outfits.
2. Model train guy: I very much like his train, and that incredible mural.
3. Catholic needle lady: She seems chill idk.
4. Laundromat women: Just standing there… menacingly.
5. Emo teens: I feel threatened yet at ease.
6. Fake baby lady: She just likes…