Late Movie Reviews

Late Movie Reviews

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Favorites
1-3: Actual top all time favorites
4: Latest obsession

Favorite films

  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • The Thing
  • Trammel

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  • Dual

    ★★★★½

  • You Won't Be Alone

    ★★★½

  • Dual

    ★★★★½

  • When You Finish Saving the World

    ★★★

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • Dual

    Dual

    ★★★★½

    I watched this again because it’s amazing and you all need to keep an eye on it for when it comes out. Especially if you liked The Art of Self-Defense.

    Read my first review here.

    Riley please stop hurting dogs in your movies.

  • You Won't Be Alone

    You Won't Be Alone

    ★★★½

    Sundance 2022: Film #7

    Somehow manages to be a slow burn and really fast paced at the same time. It’s impressively made. The costumes, the makeup. A specific thing I appreciated was the disgusting teeth on everyone. Teeth is something that seems to be overlooked when it comes to movies that set in old times like this or involve characters with poor hygiene. This film is also insanely well written. The dialogue and narration is almost poetic. I think my biggest…

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  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    12:00 pm

    In summary, it starts off absolutely terrible. So bad I thought I was watching the wrong movie. Then it gets okay. Some really good scare scenes but still has awful awful writing and dialogue. Then it gets pretty good. The good scare scenes are more present and the dialogue still sucks but I’m able to forgive it and ignore everything before… for a little bit. Then the third act and climax and everything else happens. Absolutely the worst…