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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    i am so ready to see Timothée Chalamet’s monster cock

  • Cuties

    Cuties

    ½

    again I got an illegal copy even if I have Netflix because moral high ground blah blah blah

    Yeah mulan wasn’t so bad.

    Don’t listen to anyone who tells you to try to watch the movie because it’s “more nuanced” than the trailers make it seem like. The film lacks any subtlety and the way it tries to send its message is like if a homophobic gay conversion movie showed a series of unsimulated gay sex scenes in an attempt…