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  • Death Note

    Death Note


    Yes I know fucking strange it is to be rating this a 3 out of 10 while giving the live action Netflix movie a 5 out of 10. And yes I am very disappointed that's how my journey through Death Note ended.

    I remember seeing the first episode of Death Note when it was airing on TV when I was 9 or so. It scared the shit out of me and I wanted nothing to do with it. Early in…

  • Scooby-Doo! The Sword and the Scoob

    Scooby-Doo! The Sword and the Scoob


    Video Review

    Sword and the Scoob rules. Loved Nick Frost as Merlin. The humor is substantially better than in Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo and I really like the storyline in this movie. I could have used some more iconic Scooby and Shaggy moments, but overall I LOVE Scooby-Doo and I really enjoyed this movie.

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  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter


    Video Game Adaptations Ranked

    All of the good will the series had gathered was obliterated in the first 4 minutes. How badly can you bitcher a sequel? Paul W. S. Anderson really wants to reach new heights of appalling, and he achieves it. This isn't just one of the worst video game films I have ever seen, this is, in general, one of the worst movies I have seen in a decent amount of time.

    The editing is a fucking…

  • Murder Among the Mormons

    Murder Among the Mormons


    Year: 2021 Ranked

    An above average true crime docu series. I appreciate that it ends up being under three hours. A lot of docu series of recent have outstayed their welcome but this one knew it only had enough content for three episodes, so they actually went ahead and only made three episodes.

    Nothing in it is terribly amazing or shocking, but it's a good watch. Mr Man however is extremely unnerving in the audio tapes of him.

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  • Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones


    2019 Ranked

    Maybe it is the fact that I am not an edgy teenager anymore, but being controversial and edgy for the sake of being edgy or as some convoluted attempt at humor isn't funny to me. And that is all this comedy special is. Dave Chappelle says something controversial or just really fucking shitty and people laugh. It isn't ever even a joke. Instead he just pretty much says "I don't like trans people" to thunderous applause.

    He jokes…

  • Scoob!



    Series: Scooby-Doo Ranked

    Now I haven't seen EVERYTHING Scooby-Doo related yet, but I am pretty well versed in the series. I have watched 99% of the movies, have seen three or four of the series, and have read extensively on the lore (yes there is Scooby lore and it's amazing). Going into this film I was very scared. Scooby-Doo is one of my all time favorite media franchises, and the outlook for this was not looking good. I went into…