Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Paris, Texas
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Roma

Recent activity

  • The Worst Person in the World


  • Sunday School Musical


  • Death in Brunswick


  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year


Recent reviews

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    If only all women in their late 20s/early 30s were written by men in their 40s, huh?

    That's probably harsh, but this could've been really great. It absolutely nailed moments of obsession and contentment and emptiness as beautiful and heartbreaking elements of modern love and life. And yet, in contrast to such Relatable Content, this woman is pure fiction and I just couldn't shake the dissonance.

    Can't help but imagine what this film would've been with the pen of someone who either was a woman or who had met one.

  • Sunday School Musical

    Sunday School Musical


    Beyond terrible, doesn't even come around to being bad for a laugh.

    Thinking of divorcing the friend that had this in her DVD collection.

Popular reviews

  • Scenes from a Marriage

    Scenes from a Marriage


    If I ran an AirBnB, literally only Oscar Isaac would be allowed* to put his bare ass on the fluffy stool in my attic.

    *Cleaning fees may still apply, though.

  • Heat




    90s Perfection. Gagged.

    P.S. So satisfying to revisit "GREAT ASS" in situ.