Milla Jovovich and Alita stan.
Better than any film in the OG trilogy by way of drip. The Playboi Carti of Star Wars movies.
Padme is the drippiest character in the Star Wars franchise up to this point. Both fake Padme and real Padme. Bitch belongs on a Bjork album cover. I want what she has.
Qui-Gonn Jinn is a great lead. Plus he wore a potato sack the whole time and still made it look sexy. That Yeezy Season 3 drip. I think it’s…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Patty Jenkins please delete Final Draft.
It’s safe to say that I was a big fan of Wonder Woman (2017). I loved the action, the use of color, and the score. The scene of Diana coming up out of the trench is genuinely powerful and feels iconic. It’s also safe to say that Wonder Woman 1984 is a massive step down and one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.
I suppose I am a hypocrite for criticizing the special…
Harry is riding in the back seat of a car when another car speeds past. The driver of the car Harry sits in is a police officer. The officer tails the speeding car while reading its license plate into a phone. Instead of pulling over the speeding car, the officer does something much scarier. He pulls up beside the car at a red light and yells out the name, address, height, and weight of the speeder before driving off into…
To me, this feels too much like a documentary. And not a particularly good one.
So much of this feels so much like a documentary that I feel like it should’ve just been a documentary. Yeah, Frances McDormand is good in this. I got to see her shit in a bucket. But I also instantly recognized that it was THE Frances McDormand shitting in the bucket. I realized that it probably took multiple takes to get the bucket shitting scene…
Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.
I was really looking forward to this.
Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English…