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  • After Life
  • Only Angels Have Wings
  • Rashomon
  • The Tree of Life

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  • The Last Duel

    ★★★★

  • Funny Games

    ★★★★½

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

  • Casino Royale

    ★★★★

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  • Beau Travail

    Beau Travail

    ★★★★★

    Criterion Channel, TSPDT #115

    French legionnaires
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    `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
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    ヽ___>、___/
    ....... |( 王 ノ〈
    ........./ミ`ー―彡\
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    Denis Lavant
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    Me sitting on my couch eating tacos
    and thinking "this is so fucking good"
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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    ★★★★★

    St Anthony Main

    ME, 2 MINUTES IN, HOT TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE: Fuck, I'm so alone

    ME, WAITING AT THE BUS STOP AFTERWARDS, LISTENING TO THE NATIONAL'S "I AM EASY TO FIND" AMIDST A DOWNPOUR OF HEAVY RAIN: Fuck, I'm still so alone

    ME, AT 10 PM, ORDERING A PIZZA ONLINE: Fuck, I hope this fills the hole inside of me, if only briefly

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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★

    Showplace ICON

    Truly some of the best Scott in years. I do love how much it's about the "it's a job" treatment of being a squire/knight, as well as indulging in the mundanity of being a landlord, collecting taxes, getting passed up for a promotion. Great stuff.
    Affleck is brilliant and goofy and perfect
    Damon is an arrogant, hot-headed, impetuous git that uncomfortably reminded me of my old housemate
    Driver is a slick, slimy, ripped man-ho who likes numbers, ignoring…

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★½

    Criterion Channel, TSPDT #682, TSPDT FF #449

    Bro, dry out the phone in rice. It worked when I put mine through a whole wash cycle.

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  • The Red Shoes

    The Red Shoes

    ★★★★★

    The Heights, TSPDT #164

    I'm pretty sure experiencing a truly great film, or work of art, for the first time is the closest thing to the concept of falling in love.
    It's exhilarating,
    it's intoxicating,
    it's magical,
    it's overwhelming,
    it's intense,
    it's emotional,
    it's consuming, absorbing, all embracing as it sweeps you up, carrying you through a time, space and moment that exists wholly separate from all others, yet one that reshapes your understanding of the world around you because…

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ½

    Streaming

    Here it is, the complete breakdown of all the thoughts I had while watching this that I texted to my friend as he tried to fall asleep:

    - 8 minutes in and I already vehemently hate BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. In that span of time he's stumbled upon the rest of Queen, and his future wife, plus established generic troubles at home.

    - Omg, 15 mins in and they're already in the studio "experimenting". This has to be a joke.

    -…