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  • Arthur and the Invisibles

    Arthur and the Invisibles


    The most frenetic, action-packed children's movie I've seen in a long time.

    Luc Besson's traditional, chivalrous gender stuff is very present as well as some dubious racial stuff with the snoop dogg character. Make of that whatever you will, but much like Valerian, this is so creative, unique, and fascinating I can't look away.

    Kudos for being one of the few filmmakers with enough of an eye for detail to depict the elf characters with sunspots and wrinkles. The elves of middle earth have such beautiful, poreless, flawless skin, I've long suspected they're secretly bathing in SPF 50.

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer



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  • Hermie a Common Caterpillar

    Hermie a Common Caterpillar


    I watched this as a kid. I had completely forgotten about it until now. The memories are coming back.

    I can't repress them.

  • Royal Space Force - The Wings Of Honneamise

    Royal Space Force - The Wings Of Honneamise


    "Oh hey, sorry for almost raping you last night, I really regret it!"

    "No, I'm sorry. You're such a kind man, I was overreacting when I knocked you unconscious. Will you forgive me?"