• Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
  • FRED 3: Camp Fred
  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

    ★★★½

    I go to bed in Havana thinking about you pissing a few moments ago. I looked down at my penis with affection, knowing it has been inside you, twice today, makes me feel beautiful.

    Harmony Korine transcends all implications of time, never failing to entertain in often sentiments of the deranged while finding satisfactory beauty in the average and decrepit. This is Korine’s twice removed cousin-in-law of spring breakers with Zac Efron stealing the show.

  • Manufactured Landscapes

    Manufactured Landscapes

    ★★★

    Burtynsky’s work speaks to the contemporary consumer culture, infrastructure and life in the modern age. In destroying nature, we destroy a part of ourselves— the landscape of our time is the landscape we change as a way of defining who we are in relation to our environment.

  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    ★★★★½

    a minute ago she wanted to go home but since you ignored her, she got depressed and had some gazpacho.

  • Tokyo!

    Tokyo!

    ★★★½

    my life isn't that extraordinary— never in my whole life have I felt so useful

    the vacant in-between spaces of my life and urban infrastructure have become newlywed on the account of michel gondry metamorphosing a young woman into a chair