Favorite films

  • Porco Rosso
  • 35 Shots of Rum
  • Prince of Darkness
  • Blazing Saddles

Recent activity

  • The Dark Knight

  • Double Indemnity

  • 13 Ghosts

  • House of Wax

Recent reviews

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    -If the MCU blew up actual hospitals and flipped actual trucks, those movies would be so much more tolerable
    -Aaron Eckhart is really great even if his performance is understandably overshadowed by Heath Ledger
    -It’s been said many times before, but Ledger’s performance is absolutely mesmerizing and his Joker is a force of nature
    -The dialogue is a little clunky, but the acting across the board is good enough to not make it unbearable
    -The editing and the camera movement keep the movie feeling energetic and fast-paced, and it never drags in spite of its long runtime

  • Bad Trip

    Bad Trip

    If I can’t get Jackass Forever this year, Bad Trip is a pretty good consolation.

    A surprisingly optimistic movie that demonstrates again and again that people will try to help absolute strangers even under the weirdest of circumstances

Popular reviews

  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why do the people making these films think anyone cares so much about the plot that they have to recap the previous movies every single time?

    But seriously, I don't really get why these movies are so wildly popular. They're not bad, but none of them are great and I don't think I could come up with a more generic, middle-of-the-road slasher franchise if I had to.

    Say what you will about the other great slasher icons, but none of them were taken down by Corey Feldman.

    Maybe I just need to give these a re-watch.

  • Midnight Run

    Midnight Run

    I really wanted to like this more than I did, but it's way too long and the good bits are too spread out