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  • Party Girl

    Party Girl


    ive been informed that showing somebody this movie is “reaaaally showing [my] hand”. just because parker posey is LOUD and her JEANS are in ORDER but not in a way that makes SENSE

  • Stick It

    Stick It


    eddie texted me with a simple yes or no question about this wonderful film but unfortunately he asked me the simple yes or no question at the exact time of day (11am) that the symptoms of my sickness (cant shut up disease) are peaking & so he got an incredibly circular answer which i am sharing here (brave).

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  • How to Deal

    How to Deal


    edit i was the highest ive ever been when i reviewed this 😈

    !!!! this movie drives me horny crazy house on fire up the walls for BOY ATTENTION !!!!! boys, im TELLING you ok WHAT girls WANT is for you to TELL THEM EXPLICITLY that you want THEM to ask you out on a date. NOT the same as asking her out although that IS how you should be thinking. USE YOUR WORDS!!! thats ALL SHE WANTS!!! here is…

  • Down by Law

    Down by Law


    if u look like john lurie hmu im tryna go fishing zaddy