Lucas Vasconcelos Silva

Lucas Vasconcelos Silva

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brazilian loser


changed my rating system, so now I rank things from 5 stars (Evil Dead 2) to 1 star (Midnight in Paris)

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  • History of Swear Words

    History of Swear Words

    ★★★★

    this shit is so damn fucking fun

    nic cage is a pussy ass bitch sucks dick i love him

  • Pretend It's a City

    Pretend It's a City

    ★★★★

    im kinda obcessed with this

    showed this to my father and he is kinda obcessed too

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  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris

    FUCK WOODY ALLEN. 

    This is one of the most vile and evil films ever made. 

    It’s about the smartest and quippiest man ever on a personal journey to find sex in Paris. He wants sex because his beautiful wife is too dumb and too mean to him, the poor fella.

    Because he is a very good writer and reads a lot of books and sees a lot of paintings, he gets captured by a time vortex and ends up in Paris in…

  • Estômago: A Gastronomic Story

    Estômago: A Gastronomic Story

    ★★★★

    Seu Giovanni, eu tô desde às 5h45 da manhã mandando foto, vídeo no seu privado, seu Giovanni. Mostrando a minha real situação porque hoje eu não fui trabalhar. O senhor conhece a cadeia quando o Babu Santana fica puto, seu Giovanni? Aí o senhor vai no grupo e fala pra todo mundo ouvir que eu sou um funcionário preguiçoso que tenho medo de pegar o ex-BBB no tapa? Vai tOMAR NO CU SEU GIOVANNI, EX-BBB É O CARALHO, BABU TA PUTO…