• Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★★★

    Okay but why would Ramsey create the Gods Eye in the first place??

  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me: *thinking they are going to show how Han survived in the credit scene* 😁
    Han: *still dies*
    Me: 😦

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

    ★★★★½

    I thought I would get used to Paul Walkers name would be Brian by the fifth movie but its still as jarring as the first time. HIS NAME SHOULD BE LOGAN! ITS SO OBVIOUS!

  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious

    ★★½

    This was just me going “so when is michelle rodriguez coming back?” and then being continuously  disappointed  for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    Lucas Blacks character is actually a tribute to Stockard Channing playing a 40 year old high-schooler in Grease (1978)

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★★★

    The costume design remains unmatched

  • The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious

    ★★★

    Brian is stale bread

  • The Turning

    The Turning

    ½

    This movie is so embarassing

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ½

    BOOOORING !!! This movie is a snooze!!!!


    For clarification: I am not kidding, this movie should be 80 minutes long AT MOST 100 minutes. How do people watch this movie several times ????

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★

    I am a little bit drunk and that might be why I didn’t get anything but I also didn’t think any part of that was my fault.

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

    ”I just can’t seem to stop crying” me neither babe

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★½

    Robert Zemeckis is a psychopath