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Recent reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth



    My type of movie, as lame as that may sound. Raiff has such a sincere quality to him and I really enjoy watching characters that have faults and fears but ultimately just exist as good natured people trying to do their damn best. 

    It already feels like this 24-year old filmmaker (insane) is making timeless pieces that humbly showcase the qualities of acceptance, empathy, and melodrama in such an endearing manner. Dakota Johnson’s warmth exudes through the…

  • After Yang

    After Yang



    Colin Farrell doing a sick Werner Herzog impression is GOOD for cinema. 

    Been a Kogonada stan for a few years now, as I was obsessed with Columbus when it first came out. The stillness and intricacy within his framing really sets him apart from other contemporary filmmakers.

    After Yang
     proves Kogonada shouldn’t just be considered in top class of visual aesthetics, but also he is proving to be a master of crafting rich and densely layered emotional parables…

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - I didn't like this.
    - I'm upset I didn't like this.
    - John Michael Higgins' horrendous Japanese stereotype scenes were the most cringe worthy and useless moments of film in 2021.
    - The age gap was stupidly too large and if they made Cooper 17 or 18 and/or Alana closer to 20 this wouldn't feel so icky.
    - The last 5 minutes of the movie felt like a Karen walked into a test screening of this and they went…

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    What I wouldn't give to see this in a stinky, sticky movie theater with a bunch of screaming fellow Minion-heads...