• Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    when i said that i wanted sebastian to start starring in good movies THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    so many jokes in this movie were formative cornerstones of my childhood even though i didn’t understand 95% of them. now that i’m old enough to appreciate the references and satirical elements it has only gotten better

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★★½

    this still manages to be excellent despite the labeouf of it all. incredible how an English filmmaker has managed to capture so many specifics of Americana so intimately

  • If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power

    If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power

    whilst watching this i though about a lot of things:

    how i found halsey via a tweet about ashton irwin in 2014
    how i tweeted her in october in that year hoping she would notice me because she didn’t have many followers
    introducing my friends to the room 93 EP
    watching her on twitter go on her first tour and jump around stage in skater skirts and space buns
    when she released badlands
    getting my pre-order vinyl bundle for badlands…

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★

    very cute and fun. this is a probably a common feeling but i ❤️ bruno. the music isn’t really my style but some songs go so hard.

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange

    ★★★½

    this may not be the best mcu movie but it is by far the sexiest. benedict cumberbatch, mads mikkelsen, chiwetel ejiofor, and rachel mcadams are all s-tier hot. in my book it’s got a lot going for it

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★

    fun, but leans heavily on the things that make superhero movies fun when used sparingly. however, sparingly this is not. kind of felt like a film built on gimmicks. however, i am grateful for the tasm renaissance

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    ★★½

    most of these stars are cause i think olivia colman, dagmara domińczyk, and dakota johnson are so neat. the others are because i think maggie gyllenhaal is neat and i have mad respect for what she did in undertaking such a feat in a directorial debut.

    she was able to illicit excellent performances from her actors, and what they do they do very well.  however, as a character study, i did not find much redemption in the character. perhaps this…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

    if morris and trevor asked me to abandon all my
    ambitions and run away with them to become bank robbers in order to fund our travelling shakespeare troupe i think i’d say yes no questions asked

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    making it a personal goal to make sure that this becomes the lowest rated film on this forsaken app

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    excellent movie to watch over teleparty and make commentary on with yourself and your group of dear friends who can't take anything seriously

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★

    i feel deep shame over the attraction i have to the men in this movie