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  • Nights of Cabiria

    Nights of Cabiria

    ★★★★★

    Instantly fell in love with this right from the start and it carried it all the way home to the awe-inspiring finale. WOW! My heart has been captured. I broke in my Fellini Criterion Collection box set with this little fire-starter of a picture. Can’t even begin to describe my reactions to every scene that gets better and better. The beginning is delicious, the middle is scrumptious, the ending is unforgettable. Giulietta Masina puts on the performance of a career here. I will not stop saying great things about this. I got fondled by Fellini tonight.

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

    Manny 5 Years Ago: I fucking despise movies that take place in the 18th Century. Who wants to watch moving paintings for 3 hours? I’ll take my chances watching paint dry. Hard pass. 
    Sir Manny Lyndon 5 minutes Ago: I fucking love movies that take place in the 18th Century. Who wouldn’t want to watch moving paintings for 3 hours? Bet those people have fun watching paint dry, losers. I have a HARD ON.

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  • Meshes of the Afternoon

    Meshes of the Afternoon

    My average dreams that turn into nightmares usually are 100% exactly how this movie plays out. Incoherent, kinky, weird, batshit insane, cool to watch, and ending very abruptly and shortly. Can someone please do a research study on me? Thanks.

  • Eaux d'artifice

    Eaux d'artifice

    Happy 4/20. Smoke a fat joint and watch Kenneth Anger films and contemplate your life choices whilst doing so. It’s the way sir Ken would have wanted it anyway.

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  • Monos

    Monos

    ★★★★

    Besides getting high from the fact that Paul Thomas Anderson walked in and sat a few rows behind me right before the movie started THEN myself having a conversation with him about Punch-Drunk Love afterwards, i am strictly stoned from the visceral experience of this stunning look at warfare and survival. It’s dreamy and loose. It feels like a raging river flowing endlessly from scene to scene without any sense of control. The soundtrack ripped my fucking head off of my…

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    ★★★★★

    I don't care anymore. I'm rating this a 5. I have laughed at every little single stupid fucking thing in the movie for my entire life. This shit is amazing.