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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1


    imagine being a teenage girl going to a theater getting all horny and giddy in your seat from the first 50 minutes of the long-awaited wedding, the passionate and intense vampire sex, the final freedom bella and edward possess to just be a normal couple and have a sexy honeymoon—just to then see this massively pregnant woman starve to death and the devastating effects it has on her loved ones who have to watch her submit to a slow, painful end. a perfectly crafted boner killer. it’s genius and it says a lot about society.

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  • Sextuplets


    i’m being held hostage by two stoners who only want to watch blockbuster comedies. this is not all bad tho.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    fucks. absolutely fucks.

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  • Hamilton


    still enjoy this,
    still floored by the vocal performances--
    definitely liked it more when i was still a virgin.

  • Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia

    Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia

    just confirming bibble was not a swine flu hallucination