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  • D.O.A.

    D.O.A.

    ★★½

    Opening scene:
    *Dex walks in police station stumbling and coughing*
    Police officer- “jeez buddy you look dead”
    Dex-“I wanna see Brockton or Ulmer”
    Police officer- “yea... what about?”
    Dex- “A murder”
    Police- “yea... who was murdered?”
    *dex lifts head*
    *camera comes in for intense close-up*
    Dex: “I was” 
    OoOoOooUUuuuU