Constantine ★★★★

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The ending gets me every time.
John "Keanstantine" Reeves nearing death, sitting in a puddle of blood from his slit wrists awaiting Satan to save the day. Gabriel, God's bitch, forsaken by his own master and his wings stripped, or rather burned to crisp, away like the whore s/he is. As Satan drags Keanstantine to hell, God get's off his pretty little ass to do some good and saves John. John Keanstantine being levitated in mid-air on his way to heaven FLIPS OFF Satan.
Satan: No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live.

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