The Lion King

The Lion King ★½

From the studio that got famous by animating famous children stories and dumbing them down for people with the IQ of rice pudding.
From the studio that made tons of money just re-releasing the same films over and over and over and over and over.
From the studio that bought a comic book company, adapted some of its properties and milked that sumbitch so dry the cow could model in Paris.
Comes....get this....an update of one of their old films!
Wowie-Zowie! Are you excited?
I'm thrilled.
One star for Kimba. Not Simba. Coincidence my fine, freckled ass.
Half a star for some of the CGI.
No star for effort.

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