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  • Blinky Bill

    Blinky Bill

    ★½

    snake with tits

  • Victor Frankenstein

    Victor Frankenstein

    ★★½

    Honestly better on the rewatch but that's only because I'm obsessed with the Frankenstein novel now so I'll take any crumbs
    The first time I tried to watch it a few years back I couldn't even finish it and, lemme tell you, the action piece at the end is a slog to get thru (all the action scenes are so bad and the fact you can tell this was just an attempt at discount Sherlock Holmes hurts)

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  • Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    ★★½

    Downrating this movie for shitty love advice and for expecting me to believe she'd rather get with a walking talking dildo she had 0 chemistry or relationship-building moments with, than a sweet boy who was trying his best to be a good man for her.

  • The Circle

    The Circle

    ½

    About the point where the big tech guy first whips out a technology that is borderline if not totally illegal and has about 9 trillion possible safety hazards and everyone in the audience was all oooooooOOOoo and aaAAAAaaa I knew this film was gonna be even shittier than I feared

    Like I knew this was gonna be trash but I didn't expect it to make me lose braincells.

    About halfway through I stopped it and asked myself, do I have enough braincells left to get through this? And I thought, yea, I can do it.

    I was wrong.