snake with tits
Honestly better on the rewatch but that's only because I'm obsessed with the Frankenstein novel now so I'll take any crumbs
The first time I tried to watch it a few years back I couldn't even finish it and, lemme tell you, the action piece at the end is a slog to get thru (all the action scenes are so bad and the fact you can tell this was just an attempt at discount Sherlock Holmes hurts)
Highlights include the…
About the point where the big tech guy first whips out a technology that is borderline if not totally illegal and has about 9 trillion possible safety hazards and everyone in the audience was all oooooooOOOoo and aaAAAAaaa I knew this film was gonna be even shittier than I feared
Like I knew this was gonna be trash but I didn't expect it to make me lose braincells.
About halfway through I stopped it and asked myself, do I have enough braincells left to get through this? And I thought, yea, I can do it.
I was wrong.