listen...everyone’s always talking about the nose in this movie....the nose is not the problem! it is the EYEBROWS!!! Why did they make JGL’s eyebrows so dark?? 
other than that... good movie

Don’t try to understand it. Feel it. 

how could anyone be mad at this movie for being weird and confusing when it’s literally telling you in the first 10 minutes to not worry about it and just enjoy watching jdw, rpattz, and Himesh Patel be cool and attractive for 2 and a half hours

*bill hader’s stefan voice*
this movie’s got everything..rock music that’s both anachronistic AND diegetic...shannyn sossamon as That Bitch who somehow has access to late 1990s couture (and neon hair dye) while every one else is in literal rags....medieval nike product placement....steve the pirate
7ish time viewing.

If I had one wish in my life, it’d be for M&C to be made with the same style/direction/casting here BUT as a tv mini series à la Band of Brothers or even the Hornblower films bc I could watching this sh-t over and over for days...
7ish time viewing.