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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    Make empowered women who enjoy sex and grunge cowboys a thing please thank you

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    Tutar sagdiyev really took the phrase “everything a man can do, I can do bleeding” and yanked it out of the park huh... Blessed be a naturally beautiful feminist icon with a moon blood putka and non-potato-filled ample cheese produce capacity!

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    **little spoiler I guess**

    Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is the most powerful man on earth and in fact the only one who can wear one of those ugly skin-tight gray motion capture suits for half a movie and still manage to be that hot

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    Yorgos Lanthimos: hey I think I’ll do something metaphorical with rabbits!!!
    Jordan Peele, smirking: ha ha... hold my champagne