- i'm sorry
- i've literally only given 2.7 % of the movie's i've seen 5 stars so this means a lot
- idk if i wanna laugh or cry
- idk if this joke has been done before and if so i’m very sorry for unknowingly plagiarizing it
- idk if this makes any sense at all
- idk what to say
- idk what to sayyy
- in this house we drink the tea of truth
- incredible how this is so incredibely sexually charged when nothing really sexual happens
- is it just me or does the font look like an eyesight test
- it may just be me seeing this theme who knows
- it sucked very very very hard
- it's true i watched it twice in four days
- i‘m physically unable to not give this 5 stars
- i’m doing a chronological rewatch-marathon of all the middle earth movies
- jeez i fucking love this movie so much it's unreal
- let's say rewatching it was a !very! good idea
- little known fact: ms. kristen’s full name is kristen carroll snatchmy wiig
- looks like sometimes thirstwatching is actually good and leads you to sweet little heartwarming movies like this!!!
- loved how jo march pulls a charles xavier
- marion mcpherson's energy was palpable
- mark darcy is still 👌🏼 tho
- me = 1) rupert pupkin in the first act and 2) actually me now
- me and my wig just evaporated through the fucking roof
- might/probably will write something else as soon as i have calmed down
- mr jake johnson basically always plays himself and that‘s why i love him
- my love for this movie has lately been growing exponentially fast and among many things i am directly blaming you mr. levi
- my only flaw is probably mr darcy's terrible haircut
- next time there’ll be a jokey review again i promise
- no but really... the script as a whole sucks. some thematic conflicts are good at their root... but the execution. nah. the pacing sucks. the villain sucks. the visuals and the actors were good but aaah jesus christ what a waste of this amazing cast.
- no but seriously @marvel... is this soulless movie the best version you got???
- note: this is a specific reference/stupid comment about a scene about 20 minutes in. otherwise he obviously still stays a dog person
- nothing better than a good old lsd trip on a monday afternoon
- now i feel like imma have to rewatch pride&prejudice to forget this
- objectively this movie is so bad but for some reason it is already one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. idk if i'm ashamed or not
- oh god i hope i'm gonna stop being so dramatic
- olivia cooke i did it for u
- on a second viewing i confirm my verdict: this movie is so fucking cool... but just so fucking shallow
- or maybe not
- original footage of bumblebee buzzing straight into my heart
- page 28
- please believe me when i say i really tried to love this
- plus i‘m in love with mackenzie davis aka the most beautiful mermaid out there!
- proud to be calling myself a theatre nerd in the making
- ps. a small detail i loved: they didn‘t hide cellulitis or scars or nipples. they just showed natural bodies and it was glorious
- reminded me of when she reinvented the concept of singing in "shame"...
- rewatched it with my family and we were all howling
- rocket referring to peter as “our booty“ is peak cinema
- rose the hat and pennywise sure know how to season their little children with fear and pain
- rose the hat: "well hi there" / me: "general kenobi???"
- sad how this is supposed to be a movie about miss carol danvers but apparently they spent more time characterizing a cat instead
- sad to say but i didn‘t give two shits about any character or anything that happened whatsoever
- she good but she ain't no moonlight
- she really is a higher power
- since we’re on the topic: i need a full lenght tangled sequel as well
- so here’s the deal: i find lin manuel miranda annyoing and he kinda ruined the film for me🤷🏻♀️
- so yeah... that's why i finally watched one of his movies
- sorry @people who actually enjoyed this
- sorry beatles but i‘m still high on the rocketman (2019) soundtrack
- sorry for the messy writing
- sorry for the pun but jgl did a movie with “500“ in the title and i couldn’t resist
- sorry i'm a confused mess trying to cope with the fucked up relationship i have with my mom ...idk... but this movie helped
- sorry if i bore you with messy personal stuff
- surprised to see no turtle-face from nick miller
- tbh i think an ending à la "drinking buddies" would have been so much better than the one we got but well now it's too late
- tbh there’s a lot i didn’t like about this movie... however i loved the atmosphere and the constant feeling of terror and some specific scenes (the olga scene being a prime example)
- tbh: i have never been a massive elton fan but holy shit i had a fucking blast
- technically i’m finally (!!!!!) seeing httyd 3 in two days and i cannot fucking wait!!! i‘ve been waiting so long i think i‘m hyperventilating
- thanks olivia & billie... you really burned that one into my brain
- the "closer" (2004) sequel we deserved
- the best headache i ever had
- the environmental subplot and carl drago’s mane were literally the only interesting part
- the final ten minutes of this... holy fish
- the last five minutes were glorious!! especially when !that! happens #charlizetheronfor2020
- the last shot had me dead
- the origin of my 4 1/2 star rating is deeply rooted in my love for dragons & lee pace & luke evans
- the sherination (thanks olivia for coining the term) needs to rise ladies
- thirstrewatch
- this and skeleton twins revolutionized “nothing’s gonna stop us now”
- this and the aristocats and the httyd trilogy are my absolute favorite animated movies ever
- this is so incredibely bad holy shit why do i even do this to myself
- this is such a lazy comment i‘m sorry
- this is the 11th film of 2019 i've seen and you can't tell me that was a coincidence (you'll get the thing about 11 once you see the movie)
- this is the only transformers movie i was able to watch from start to finish and i bet it’s all because of ms hailee
- this is the original emotional breakdown i had after walking out of the screening
- this line is now obviously put out of context but it expresses how i already felt at that stage of the movie
- this may be a controversial opinion but amy adams made the right choice by taking matthew goode over adam scott even if his accent was bad
- this only gets one star beacuse it looks nice but omg the rest
- this review is about as absurd as the movie
- this will need some thinking
- though i wouldn't mind another decade of mission impossible movies if they're as good as the last 3
- turns out it’s not a kelly family biopic (not that i wanted to see that)
- unfair how they played with my unconditional love for cute little geckos
- update: in this movie too there's a very prominently featured beautiful long silk dress in a primary color (the one in the poster) and i refuse to believe that this is a coincidence
- wait am i the only one who absolutely lived for this masterpiece of a series?????? ...ugh i’m so glad i still own the dvd
- watch "halt and catch fire" while you're at it:)
- watching this with my anya taylor-joy doppelgänger friend certainly was a beautifully surreal experience
- wes anderson wishes his movies were as good as this
- what we humans always suspected has been confirmed: cats have the shining
- why is nobody talking about this perfectly-captured-moment-in-life-of-female-friendship-that-also-happens-to-be-very-good-mozzarellasticks-propaganda-masterpiece??????
- yes i know this movie's not technically perfect but i don't care
- yes this is an intentional reference because... you know... lion king... hamlet... you get it
- yes this is the only thing i could come up with i’m sorry
- “i’m sorry. the old disney creativity can’t come to the phone right now...” “why?” “oh ‘cause it’s dead”
- “you’re as beautiful as the day i lost you” gets me every damn time
- 👏🏼guys👏🏼give👏🏼her👏🏼better👏🏼and👏🏼bigger👏🏼roles👏🏼