i like the ones where a woman is in a scary house with truly overwhelming wallpaper

Favorite films

  • House
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • The Red Shoes
  • The Lady Eve

Recent activity

  • Young Frankenstein

  • Blade

  • The Masque of the Red Death

  • Doctor X

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    by the end of the reagan years america was primed and ready for an action movie that ends on a grace note of “LAPD cop haunted by the time he shot an unarmed teen finally learns to kill again”

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    Stranger Than Fiction

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is a good satire of contemporary literary fiction with overly precious elements of magical realism but the big twist is that the book is supposed to be good? I thought it sounded like a real piece of shit. And of course, there is zero effort to explain why, exactly, this protagonist must die to advance the themes of the novel, which may or may not have any themes at all. 

    Liked it though. Dece 2000s mids, the weeknight treat