• My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★

    I did not have sexual relations with a fokken Octopus!!

  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★★

    Excited for the British remake where a Hugh Grant looking kid has to convince a crowd that he loves fox hunting and austerity.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    ‘Chris Finch, Bloody good rep.’

    ...but an awful farmer, it would seem. 

  • Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

    Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

    Jack Whitehall: Needs new writers

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If only he’d knobbed the landlords daughter.

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★½

    Technically, they take more than one train. It should be called ‘Trains to Busan’.

  • Sincerely Louis C.K.

    Sincerely Louis C.K.

    ★★½

    Oh boy... absolute minefield.

  • Room 237

    Room 237

    ★½

    Lost me at... ‘Kubrick helped fake the moon landing.’ 


    Jesus Christ.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    The Swedish tourist board will need one hell of a PR team to undo the work of this film.

  • John Robins: The Darkness of Robins

    John Robins: The Darkness of Robins

    ★★★★★

    Joint winner of the 2017 Edinburgh Comedy Award along with Hannah Gadsby and her brilliant 'Nanette'.

    Lovely stuff.