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  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ★★★★★

    “We really ought to get you out of these clothes” - Kevin Spacey

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    “Hello. I am a nerd from The Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.” - Pixels

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  • Four Lions

    Four Lions

    ★★★★½

    FOUR LIONS ON A SHIRT

  • Trading Places

    Trading Places

    ★★★

    Donkey meets the two old men from ‘The Muppets’

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  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    I did not kill him. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not kill him. I did naaaht. Oh hi Marta!

  • Playmobil: The Movie

    Playmobil: The Movie

    ½

    i know it sounds like a cat poster, but it’s true
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    Lazy, commercialised garbage that treats you like a baby in a universe with no real rules that makes you question every last detail. (Is every character a human who was turned into Playmobil? Why is it immediately established that the Playmobil characters can’t bend their knees despite them doing it numerous times throughout)

    This film blatantly copies The Lego Movie with it’s title structure, set pieces (including riding horses…