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  • Pokémon the Movie: The Power of Us

    Pokémon the Movie: The Power of Us

    damn, it's been a while

    While not as good as I Choose You!, The Power Of Us still very much feels like a Pokemon that is as least trying to be good. The Pokemon writing team still lacks talent, but at least it doesn't seem like it's actively trying to be bad like some of the previous ones.

    This movie's main issue is that there are too many damn characters and I don't care about them. Callahan and Zeraora are…

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film is truly timeless. Despite being made more than sixty years ago, it still feels like a film I could show to just about anyone. Casual viewers will fall in love with the charismatic characters and the compelling plight of the heroes, whereas critics shall forever praise its wonderful and heart-touching stories and messages.

    This film’s legacy has shot shockwaves of inspiration throughout the film industry, though most modern audiences are completely unaware of this. The concept of banding…

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  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore

    ★★★

    while i was pleasantly surprised by Adam Sandler not being insufferable to watch, this movie really does not have a lot besides making you laugh every now and then. I'm a cynical bastard, I know, but that just doesn't make a movie for me. Like, I enjoyed it. But it's not like the movie was good or anything. thats it. a mediocre review for a mediocre movie.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    Nope, sorry, can't review this one. All I know is that it is without a doubt, the best movie I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. While I can't say it's my favorite movie, it's definitely the most cinematically impressive one I've ever seen. The very fact that I legitimately cannot express my full thoughts on this film is one of the very reasons why I love it so much; if I were to be able to encapsulate my…