The Addams Family ★½

Uninspired really doesn't do this iteration of The Addams Family justice. I almost went to see this by myself in theaters; I'm glad I didn't. I usually consider Hulu to be a bargain for media, but I felt like I paid the full $11.99 for this film. I almost wish Illumination would have produced this cash-grab. It wouldn't have been good, but I have to believe it would have been better.

Oscar Isaac, how could you? Charlize Theron, how could you? Nick Kroll, this fits. I love you, but you belong here.