maya pattison

maya pattison

my opinions don't mean much but by gosh i feel like expressing them 


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  • Tenet



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    It's fun to watch, but doesn't really leave me feeling anything. Most of the characters are honestly SO boring, and it's like the movie tried extra hard to give the most boring characters as much screen time as possible. As much as I like…

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my second favorite romance where the climax at the end of the film takes place at a dance competition which the couple have been preparing for during a majority of the movie

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  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's better if you almost fully remove its existence from its predecessor, The Haunting of Hill House. Made more difficult when they're technically seasons of the same show. Whereas Hill House had delicately brewing familial tension weaving every episode together until the climax where the entire family had to work together to defeat the evil that was their childhood home, The Haunting of Bly Manor had lots of people that mostly got along but sometimes kind of didn't and a couple evil…

  • Bandslam



    the writers coming up with "'Dewey' want to rock?!": we have the minds of the masterminds ☺️✨🧠