“He’s the only crocodile in the world that doesn’t shed tears after he eats in the water. He’s a regular torpedo.”

Afterthoughts: Before The Running Man, Battle Royale, The Hunger Games and The Hunt, there was Elio Petri’s ‘La decima vittima’. Satire, as only those crazy Italians do.

Not only is it hilariously ridiculous, it’s incredibly well shot too. Such a strange film for me to stumble upon. I fancied some De Sica on BFI Player, but opted for something shorter in the end.

A bleach blond Marcello Mastrioanni is quite something too, haha!

Afterthoughts: Haha, what the bloody hell is this. The DVD cover says “Like the Ringwraiths from The Lord of the Rings”, so of course I watched it. The cursed skeletal Nazgul-esque tormentors are very cool. Strange film indeed.

“And the Academy Award for Best Original Score goes to Daniel Lopatin, Good Time.

Unfortunately, Daniel Lopatin cannot be here tonight on account of NOT BEING NOMINATED. Boo, you whore!”

Afterthoughts: A rough and ready, fully loaded attack on the senses - the kind comparable to the likes of Suspiria (and I felt that before the brilliant audio-visual reference to that film).

The whole thing is genuinely and riotously a good time (oh yes he did).

These Safdie brothers are limitlessly talented!

Kind of at a loss for words over how good this is, and how late to the party I am on seeing it.

Definitely gamerporn. Cool aesthetic. But too gamerporn-emphatic. Perverts.