Megan Bitchell

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  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

    this movie never would have happened in a country with socialized healthcare

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★★★

    For as much as I hate Italians this movie goes off

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  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★½

    dudes rock cinematic universe

  • Election

    Election

    ★★★★½

    Everyone is doing absolutely crazy good northern accents in this for no reason and it rocks.

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  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★½

    I can’t count how many times we all said “if I was in this situation I would just kill myself”

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ½

    knew this was going to be absolute dogshit from the opening shot of fucking Michelle Obama and RBG. I had to tap out at the fucking Malala part. If this movie wasn’t written by a bunch of AI bots that pieced together tweets from the 2016 election cycle & instead made fun of it’s absolutely psychotic main characters, it could have been fun. It’s literally fucking Hillary Clinton in high school and she’s not the punchline. What a joke. 

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