metalbeast has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ during 2019.

  • Run, Hide, Die

    Run, Hide, Die

    This is just terrible. It's not even "so bad it's good", it's just plain bad. The characters make you hate them from the moment they open their mouths. Nothing happens for the first 40 minutes aside from a ton of lesbian innuendo and dialogue dredged up from the bowels of cringe-filled teen "dank" facebook posts.

    And when things do start happening, you hope they all die instantly so the movie will end.

  • The Bye Bye Man

    The Bye Bye Man

    This movie's tagline should have been "Don't touch it, don't watch it, don't touch it, don't watch it".

  • The Final Wish

    The Final Wish

    It's rare when I switch a movie off because I've seen some terrible horror movies, and yet it is hard to think of one as boring and completely without merit as this one.

    An interesting concept with utterly terrible execution - the dialogue between characters felt like the director yelled 'action' and just told the actors to make up lines on the spot. No chemistry between any of the characters, just cliche snippets of conversation. Aside from the introduction (which…