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  • MacGruber



    In Thomas Aquinas’s old age, he abruptly stopped writing his last and greatest work because of a grand, consciousness-splintering vision. About this he said, “I can write no more. I have seen things that make my writings like straw.” I have no doubt that what he saw was MacGruber.

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  • A Raisin in the Sun

    A Raisin in the Sun


    "I do not have the heart to presume to assess her work, for all of it, for me, was suffused with the light which was Lorraine.”

    —James Baldwin

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    Did anyone else think with the cut to Outworld coming right after Gary, Indiana was brought up in dialogue as the hero's next quest location that Outworld was meant to be Gary, Indiana?

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  • Border



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Holy hell, what a movie. Vile and grotesque, lovely and humane. Tina is extremely capable at her job and in her life, but because of her appearance, she has learned to be meek, to speak softly, tread lightly, and hide her emotions for fear of upsetting others. This has endeared her to the ones who know her, but you get the sense that it was the only way for her to have gotten any acceptance. Enter Vore, just like Tina…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Thousands upon thousands of people dying in this movie and I'm just going "NOOOO, STOP SCRATCHING HIM!"