I only rate stuff with a heart and I’m tryna watch 365 movies this year.
*HUGE FART NOISE*
HEY KIDS, You like BRANDED CONTENT right?? You’re gonna love this 2 hour toy commercial, complete with none of the important and meaningful source material! What’s that? YEAH
GET READY to cringe as lines of dialogue WASH OVER YOU with the emotional weight of a Disney channel original movie.
ENJOY the several actually really good action sequences and fun moments, because they’re all you’re gonna get as you filter through fan fiction.