Love, Simon

Love, Simon

lorelei is guest reviewing this one lads:

“make sure you get where i eat the popcorn. first of all, they are my sons. i feel like i birthed them throughout the film, wait, no, the film is my pregnancy. and then the end where we see them kiss [popcorn] on the ferris wheel that’s when i birthed them [popcorn] and that’s why it was so magical. i love them so much. basically this whole thing felt so pure [popcorn] and i’ve never felt so happy. it wasn’t like... it was cheesy yeah but it was cheesy in a good way. it was amplified because they were gay. because being gay is so much more fun than being straight. i wish jennifer was my mom. and i wish what’s the dad’s name? josh? i wish he was both my dad and my daddy. that can be the end.”

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