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  • Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story

    Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story


    They should release the updated sequel wherein James Woods gets owned by Borat and starts dripping oil on national television

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Letterboxd friends, this is the new My Immortal given flesh, blood, and an exorbitantly large budget. This is culture in the making.
    Shockwaves will ripple throughout time, space, the afterlife-
    Existence and nonexistence will never be the same.
    A scream so raw it penetrates the void to create Batman saying fuck and lo; so it was!
    As Snyder said on that Day of Reckoning: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!

    God in heaven Himself could not put as much of Himself into…