I would've never have sprained my ankle. I have lovely small feet, the best in the family.
★★★★½ Watched 24 Jan, 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"I found her."
"My cat is a boy."
FUCK. YES. This shit is so fucking hilarious, and the ending rules (will die on this hill). It's like if The Nice Guys had more depth, without sacrificing humor.
★★★ Watched 18 Jan, 2021
It's fine, but somehow feels vanilla while telling an incredibly interesting and important story. Snowden deserves better.
★★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2021
"She smelled like an apple."
It's powerful, sometimes. But it's also abrupt (Shia's arc), disjointed (most of Ellen Burstyn's arc), and incomplete (namely, the courtroom scene). Then it goes all fan-service happy ending for the final 20 mins.
★★★½ Watched 17 Jan, 2021
Thank you Kanye, very cool!