Matthew Smith

Matthew Smith

I would've never have sprained my ankle. I have lovely small feet, the best in the family.

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  • The Kid Detective

    The Kid Detective

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I found her."

    "My cat is a boy."

    "I found her."

    FUCK. YES. This shit is so fucking hilarious, and the ending rules (will die on this hill). It's like if The Nice Guys had more depth, without sacrificing humor.

    8.6/10

  • Snowden

    Snowden

    ★★★

    It's fine, but somehow feels vanilla while telling an incredibly interesting and important story. Snowden deserves better.

    6.0/10

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  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    ★★★

    "She smelled like an apple."

    It's powerful, sometimes. But it's also abrupt (Shia's arc), disjointed (most of Ellen Burstyn's arc), and incomplete (namely, the courtroom scene). Then it goes all fan-service happy ending for the final 20 mins.

    5.9/10

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

    Thank you Kanye, very cool!

    7.0/10